Saturday, February 28, 2009

List of Linux distributions

This page provides general information about notable Linux distributions in the form of a categorized list. Distributions are organized into sections by the major distribution they are based on, or the package management system they are based around.

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Come to the dark side

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Footprints

Footprints are carved into the floorboards by monk who has prayed at the same spot for 20 years

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Sunday, February 15, 2009

Otherkin

This site is not a roleplaying site. It is a page about real vampires and Otherkin. Just because a roleplaying game uses a term that you may read on this site, it doesn not mean we are talking about a roleplaying game. In fact, while writing the site I deliberately did not add a roleplaying section for this reason. I do not want the site to get mixed up and confused as a roleplaying site. This site is for real vampires and real Otherkin

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Beck-- Clap Hands (SNL)

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Louis CK "Everything's amazing, nobody's happy"

We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots."

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Saturday, February 14, 2009

40 years' worth of thanks


In 1968, a white firefighter saved a black baby girl, touching the heart of a divided city. The two did not meet again. Until yesterday.

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Friday, February 13, 2009

WHY MEN SHOULD NEVER WRITE AN ADVICE COLUMN

Dear Larry,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor's daughter is 19. We have been married for ten years!

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Sheila

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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and
hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,

Larry


A Date with Mr. REAPER and DEATH - Day 3


“FAST 31, Whiteman Tower, Cleared for take off Runway 19. REAPR 21 is 10 miles initial for Runway 19.” And so the adventure of a lifetime began.

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Mysterious number 6174

The number 6174 is a really mysterious number. At first glance, it might not seem so obvious. But as we are about to see, anyone who can subtract can uncover the mystery that makes 6174 so special.

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Monday, February 9, 2009

French expressions you won't learn at school Expressions françaises en Anglais

Here's the A's;


À boire ou je tue le chien!
Bring me something to drink or I kill the dog!
Arriver comme un cheveu sur la soupe
About a remark in a conversation, to be completely irrelevant (literally: "to arrive like a hair in the soup")
Attaquer bille en tête
He didn't beat about the bush (literally: "to attack with a marble in head")
Avoir chaud aux plumes
To escape a danger (literally: "to have one's feathers hot")
Avoir des atomes crochus avec quelqu'un
To have a lot in common with someone (literally: "to have hooked atoms with someone")
Avoir le cul entre deux chaises
To be caught between two stools (literally: "to have one's ass between two chairs")
Avoir les dents du fond qui baignent
To be overfed (literally: "to have one's back teeth swimming")
Avoir les jetons
To be scared (literally: "to have the tokens")
Avoir les chevilles qui enflent
To be very full of oneself (literally: "to have one's ankles swell")
Avoir des casseroles au cul
To be haunted by a scandal (literally: "to have saucepans hung on the ass")
Avec ma bite et mon couteau
To do something with very few tools (literally: "with my dick and my knife")
Avoir le cul bordé de nouilles
To be lucky (literally: "to have the ass full of noodles")
Avoir trois métros de retard
To always be one step behind (literally: "to be three metros late")
Avoir un chat dans la gorge
To have a frog in one's throat (literally: "to have a cat in one's throat")
Avoir un fil à la patte
To be tied down (literally: "to have a thread at the leg")
Avoir un poil dans la main
To be lazy (literally: "to have a hair in the hand")
Avoir une peur bleue
To have a bad scare (literally: "to have a blue fear")

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